"That`s nice honey." Grandma`s version of "cool story bro."
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funny facebook status
Sharks aren`t the bad guys. If some stranger entered my house in just a Speedo, I would attack him too..
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Motivational status of the day: Don`t be a douche.
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Considering what Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark did with their wealth, Bill Gates should be ashamed of himself.
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Why do we call it truth or dare when we all know it’s really “Who do you like” or “Awkward sexual task”.
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I always keep a google search for "how to find anyone, anywhere, and kill them" open on my phone in case anyone steals it.
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Asian gangs, also known as study groups.
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Every day I wake up awesome but today I exaggerated.
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If a girl from Iceland & a guy from Cuba have a kid together...... Will it be an Icecube?
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Me: "Can I go to the bathroom?" Teacher: "What for?" Me: "To open the chamber of secrets."
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