do u have those people that you’d go anywhere with unconditionally? like they could say “lets go check out that dumpster” & u’d be like “im in”
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funny facebook status
“why”
"because i said so”
good one mom you should be a lawyer
"because i said so”
good one mom you should be a lawyer
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Spanish:
Mi papá tiene 47 años = my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos = my potato has 47 assholes
Mi papá tiene 47 años = my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos = my potato has 47 assholes
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Date someone who spoils you, always says how beautiful you are, and never thinks you`ve had enough to eat. Date your grandma.
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my mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her.
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I get jealous over the stupidest things sometimes.
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I think the guy who invented ties was trying to commit suicide then he saw himself in the mirror & thought... "Wait, this looks nice."..
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How does Nasa organize a party?
They planet.
They planet.
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Job applications be like: "If you`re on the job & John looks sad what do you do?"
Nigga i turn around and do my work..... fuck john
Nigga i turn around and do my work..... fuck john
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My boyfriend isn`t allowed to watch animal planet, he might see his ex there. .
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