Pitbull + Chihuahua = Pug
-Michael
funny facebook status
Taylor Swift has had more break ups then a Kit-Kat bar.
-Haim
That moment when you clean your glasses and suddenly everything is in high definition.
-unknown
Everybody hates Crocs but the company is worth over $2 billion? Some of you are lying!.
-unknown
ETC... simply means Ending of Thinking Capacity :)
-unknown
Wal-Mart is like a zoo for humans to watch humans.
-unknown
I love my toilet. We`ve been through a lot of shit together.
-unknown
Girls eyebrows these days be looking like they got sponsored by nike
-unknown
Chuck Norris was born May 6,1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not.
-unknown
3 reasons to stand up: 1) To get a beer. 2) To dance. 3) You are the real slim shady.
-unknown