At first it was "Okay" and then "ok" and now "k" and soon it will disappear and you`ll all regret it .
-unknown
funny facebook status
If a girl from Iceland & a guy from Cuba have a kid together...... Will it be an Icecube?
-unknown
"Message sent failed. Would you like to retry?"
Nope. I don`t have enough energy for that.
Nope. I don`t have enough energy for that.
-Maggi
Apparently evolution decided tails were useless, but nipples on men made sense.
-unknown
Its all fun and games until you see a pic of what you looked like in 6th grade.
-unknown
My mom said dinner was ready and I went into the kitchen and it wasn’t even ready. I’m sick of all these lies, it`s tearing our family apart.
-unknown
Your hand writing is good, so you have less chances of becoming a doctor.
-Sizwe
Admit it, you`ve answered Dora at least once in your life.
-unknown
LIKE IF: Me: "Yes, mom I understand!"
*2 minutes later*
"Wait, what did she want me to do again??"
*2 minutes later*
"Wait, what did she want me to do again??"
-Dinesh
No matter how amazing you are at something, there will always be an 8 year old Asian who is better.
-unknown