What`s that thing called when your crush likes you back? oh yeah imagination
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funny facebook status
Dear Tom, it`s been 30+ years and you`re not going to eat Jerry. Sincerely, it`s time to move on...
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The first step to becoming an entrepreneur is by correctly spelling entrepreneur.
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I go to a school where the students are higher than their grades.
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PESSIMIST: Dark tunnel. OPTIMIST: Light at the end of the tunnel. REALIST: A freight train. TRAIN OPERATOR: 3 idiots standing on the tracks.
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Dear kindergartens texting on an iPhone, When I was your age, I had to use cups strung together by a string and pretend it was a landlines.
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Housework: No one notices when you do it, but everyone notices when you don`t.
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Sometimes I wish my pets could talk.. Then I remember everything I`ve done in front of them.
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*looks in mirror* oh, that`s why people don`t like me
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I saw someone make a status of "I can`t wait until 13/13/13." Let`s take a moment and pray for this dumbass.
-Olatunji