My girlfriend told me I’m starting to annoy her because I relate everything to Batman... what a Joker.
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funny facebook status
Spongebob: "Patrick, you`re a genius!" Patrick: "Don`t genius live in a lamp?"
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I hate it when I meow at cats and they don`t meow back. Unbelievably rude.
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Saying you`ll wake up EARLY to get something done then when you wake up, convincing yourself it`s not important.
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Three things I like about this week:
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3. It`s over tomorrow.
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3. It`s over tomorrow.
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That mysterious toothbrush in the bathroom that nobody in your family uses.
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Just because you cant dance,it doesn't mean you shouldn't - alcohol
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Waitress: "Hello, would you like a table?" Blonde: "Wait.... this is a furniture store...?" O_O?
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Me: "I`m over my crush" Crush: "hey" Me: "Nevermind"
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"Hey, it`s been forever, let`s chill!"
"No, it`s been forever for a reason."
"No, it`s been forever for a reason."
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