funny facebook status
Me: PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!
Me: Pikachu?
Me: Pikachu, where are you?
Cop: Sir you’re under arrest for throwing a rock at a police officer.
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How many facial expressions, do you have?
On a scale of
(Kristen Stewart -_-) to (Nicki Minaj O_o)
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"talk dirty to me!" "... mud."
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The best things in life are free until the government finds out and taxes it.
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President Obama can say anything and still make you feel safe.
Obama: "Look.. we gonna die... but we gonna die... TOGETHER."
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I hope I never go to jail because I haven`t memorized a phone number since 2001.
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I`m no scientist, but you`re an idiot.
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My wrinkles are all from laughter. Except those lines between my eyebrows...those are my "WTF?" lines.
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I wonder if people in China have fancy plates called America..
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Friday. My second favorite F word.
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