Sometimes Its just Me and a Talking Tom .
-Rich
funny facebook status
Mom: why is everything on the floor?
Me: gravity mom
Me: gravity mom
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I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.
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FURIOUS 6: The Last Ride
FURIOUS 7: One More Ride
FURIOUS 8: The Final Ride
FURIOUS 9: How Do We Stop This Ride
FURIOUS 10: Please Send Help
FURIOUS 7: One More Ride
FURIOUS 8: The Final Ride
FURIOUS 9: How Do We Stop This Ride
FURIOUS 10: Please Send Help
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two things:
1. where have u been all my life?
2. can u plz go back there?
1. where have u been all my life?
2. can u plz go back there?
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Yo mama so fat, show only know 3 of her ABC`s [ K F C ]
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U never realize how dirty or bad a song is until u listen to it in the car with your mom
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LIKE IF: I don`t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do...my keys are in the wrong pocket.
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A book just fell on my head. I`ve only got myshelf to blame.
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