That lion king moment, when you hold your phone in the air to get a better reception..
-unknown
funny facebook status
*a teacher goes on a date*
guy: can I kiss you.
teacher: I don`t know, CAN you?
guy: can I kiss you.
teacher: I don`t know, CAN you?
-unknown
If a mouse family ever stole my smart phone and used it as a flat screen TV, then I`m ok with it, as long as they`re happy.
-Arif
Not trying to impress you..... but I can play the triangle
-unknown
2011: I`m sexy and I know it. - 1836: I`m physically attractive and I`m aware of this statement.
-unknown
If you were a vegetable, you`d be a cabBITCH.
-unknown
You know you`re ugly when you call yourself ugly and no one disagrees with you.
-unknown
Boy: So, you like bad boys? Girl: Yeah. Boy: Well, not to impress you or anything but at Walmart I enter through the exit door.
-unknown
I`m not saying I hate you,
I`m just saying if we were being chased by zombies, I would trip you.
-unknown
To do list: 1. Buy a parrot. 2. Teach the parrot to say, "Help!! I turned into a parrot!" 3. Leave it in a public area.
-unknown