#1 RULE DURING ARGUMENTS: If you`re losing, start correcting their grammar.
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Years of education, solving tough problems, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.
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If you forget to say "Pika" before you sneeze, you can always just say "bacca" afterwords.
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Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome.
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Sorry, I can`t hangout. My uncle`s cousin`s sister in law`s best friend`s insurance agent`s roommate`s pet goldfish died. It was tragic.
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Adele: "I set fire to the rain!" Spongebob: "Bitch, please. I make campfires underwater."
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who is this Rorschach guy and why did he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting
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If spiders ever realize that people are scared of them, we`re absolutely screwed.
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Me after just cleaning my room: Wow I am never letting my room get messy again! The next day: Has anyone seen my bed.
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Homework: because 7 hours of school wasn`t enough..
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