“Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?”
I don`t know about you, but I didn’t learn that shit in fifth grade.
I don`t know about you, but I didn’t learn that shit in fifth grade.
-unknown
funny facebook status
What has two Wings and a Halo?
Did you say an Angel?
WRONG! Its a chinese phone. *Wing* *Wing* - Halo?
Did you say an Angel?
WRONG! Its a chinese phone. *Wing* *Wing* - Halo?
-unknown
Spongebob: "Are you ready to go crazy?" Patrick: "I`m already hearing voices!"
-unknown
"H3yy, wh@t R y0uu dO!nq?" "About to throw a dictionary at your damn face."
-unknown
A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, "Where were you between four and six?" I said, "Kindergarten"
-unknown
I’m a leader. Not a follower. Unless it’s a dark place, then screw it you’re going first.
-unknown
There`s always that one car that goes 5mph and holds up traffic.
Psh, aint nobody got time for that.
Psh, aint nobody got time for that.
-unknown
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from Korea`s long range missiles.
To get away from Korea`s long range missiles.
-Jamie
Listening to a censored Eminem song on the radio is a lot like having a conversation with someone on T-Mobile.
-unknown
If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was pretty I would have exactly one dollar.
thanks mom.
thanks mom.
-unknown