Nothing says “I don’t give a shit” like a Hawaiian shirt.
-Moinul
funny facebook status
I want a relationship , not relationshit.
-Johnny
A true friend will play ninja with you in the middle of Walmart and think it`s normal.
-unknown
Dentist: "This will only hurt a little."
Me: *LIAR!*
Me: *LIAR!*
-unknown
Teacher: DO YOU WANNA SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS !? Student: Are You Asking Me Out
-Moinul
When Harry Styles and Taylor Swift break up she`ll write a song called, "I Went In The Wrong Direction
-Moinul
Yo momma breath so stanky, she walked past a clock & instead of the clock saying, "tick tock" it said "tic tac"!
-unknown
When I see people jogging outside I like to drive behind them slowly blasting Eye of the Tiger for motivation.
-unknown
Yo momma so damn fat, she sat on an iPod and turned it into an iPad
-unknown
Texting someone who doesn`t use emoticons is like being locked in a room alone with Kristen Stewart.
-unknown