Whenever you`re sad just remember that you don’t look like you did in 6th grade
-unknown
funny facebook status
When I say "wow that`s cray" it means 99% of the time I wasn`t listening.
-unknown
Someone once said that I should always treat other people how I would like to be treated. Now I`m facing sexual harassment charges.
-unknown
Friend: "Awe, your parents are soooooo nice!" Me: "Yeah, only because you are here."
-unknown
The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest.
-unknown
humanity is losing its
GENIUSES
Aristotle died
Newton passed away
Einstein died
And i`m not feeling well today
GENIUSES
Aristotle died
Newton passed away
Einstein died
And i`m not feeling well today
-Moinul
True friends don`t judge each other, they judge other people...... together.
-unknown
"Dude she just called you Taylor Swift."
"Oh hell Noo hold my guitar.. Wait, actually let me write a song about it first."
"Oh hell Noo hold my guitar.. Wait, actually let me write a song about it first."
-unknown
What`s that thing called when your crush likes you back? oh yeah imagination
-unknown
Attractive person: Hey whats up?
Me: Who paid you
Me: Who paid you
-unknown