White girls: using grammar corrections as insults since 2010.
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funny facebook status
I`m awkward when people compliment me.
"Nice hair"
Me: Thanks, I grew it myself
"Nice hair"
Me: Thanks, I grew it myself
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Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
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Voldemort is like a teenage girl. He has a diary, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy.
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Dear mom and dad, when I lie to you, it`s for your own good.
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The early bird catches the worm. Unless the worm knows karate. Nobody ever mentions that part.
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Whats the difference between a knife and a girls argument?... A knife has a point.
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if you’re ever sad just remember that the guy who does the voice of mickey mouse and the girl who voices minnie got married in real life
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I would like to apologize to my younger self for not fully appreciating nap time when I had it.
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Someone: Are you crying?
Me: No, I`m having an allergic reaction.
Someone: To what?
Me: Life
Me: No, I`m having an allergic reaction.
Someone: To what?
Me: Life
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