my computer screen is brighter than my future
-unknown
funny facebook status
The worst thing you can say to an angry woman is "Calm down".
-Olivia
Singers Vs Wrestlers:
One Direction Vs The Shield.
The Wanted vs Team Hell No.
Chris Brown vs Cm Punk.
One Direction Vs The Shield.
The Wanted vs Team Hell No.
Chris Brown vs Cm Punk.
-unknown
I hate it when auto-correct changes my "omg" to "OMG" like, chill out, I`m not that surprised.
-unknown
I sprayed mosquito repellent on a mosquito. Now he’ll never have any friends...
-unknown
If I were a spelling bee judge: "Spell their." Contestant: "Sentence please."
Me: "They`re going to build their house over there."
Me: "They`re going to build their house over there."
-unknown
I`m more excited to see Finding Dory than most little kids.
-unknown
“Trust me, you can dance.” -Vodka
-unknown
Can Dora the explorer find someone who will actually date me.
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That sad moment when you take 50 pictures of yourself and they all suck.
-unknown