Dear fake friends, first of all you should know that I`m typing this with my middle finger.
-unknown
funny facebook status
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.♡
-unknown
marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life. :)
-unknown
me: Damn it`s hot as hell outside!
me: *wears all black*
me: *wears all black*
-unknown
if i had $1 for every time i got called beautiful i`d have $1 , thanks mom :)
-unknown
"Did your mom drop you as a baby?"
"Yeah, into a pool of sexy."
"Yeah, into a pool of sexy."
-unknown
Perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee ....Coincidence? I think not.
-unknown
why do parents bust in your room like they trynna catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents
-unknown
Guy: "Haven`t I seen you someplace before?"
Girl: "Yes, that`s why I don`t go there anymore"
Girl: "Yes, that`s why I don`t go there anymore"
-unknown
I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.
-unknown