Imagine that first horse being like “Dude why is this guy sitting on top of me right now?”
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funny facebook status
I realized Santa wasn`t real; when my toys had "Made in China" on them.
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Whenever you`re sad just remember that you don’t look like you did in 6th grade
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the ultimate test of self control , sitting next to bubble wrap and leaving it alone.
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why do we call it truth or dare when we all know it’s really “who do you like” or “awkward sexual task”
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friendship is so weird.. you just pick a human you`ve met and you’re like “yup I like this one” and you just do stuff with them
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That o shite moment when the boiler makes the sound of a dying whale O.o
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You know their ugly when their icon is an egg or a celebrity.
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I feel like Taylor Swift should just become a lesbian. Lesbihonest here, she`s clearly not getting anywhere with guys.
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Does running out of money count as exercise?
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