Age is just a number? yeah, and jail is just a room.
-unknown
funny facebook status
Please, if I ever offend you, it`s because I meant to.
-unknown
I hate when I lose things at school, like my pencils and papers and life ambitions.
-unknown
GIRL: "Dad, I am lesbian."
SISTER: "Me too dad."
DAD: "Doesn`t anyone like guys here!?"
SON: "I do."
DAD: -_-
SISTER: "Me too dad."
DAD: "Doesn`t anyone like guys here!?"
SON: "I do."
DAD: -_-
-unknown
You better have a license, cus you’re driving me crazy.
-unknown
I farted in the Apple store the other day and everyone got pissed. Not my fault they don`t have Windows.
-unknown
"Hey, remember when you had a crush on....."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
-unknown
Zombies eat brains, you`re safe.
-unknown
I would die [on temple run] for you.
-unknown
Dear girls, don`t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
-unknown