when I die, I want my grave to have free wifi so people will come visit more often.
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funny facebook status
I get ignored so much, people call me terms and conditions.
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Getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the Titanic ship and look what happened there
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Why do people ask "What were you thinking?" Obviously I was thinking I was going to get away with it and not have to explain.
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That awkward moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster
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"we`re gonna hang out so much this summer"
the biggest lie anyone will ever tell you.
the biggest lie anyone will ever tell you.
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You have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night.
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You mean.. people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?
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I hate when people spell things wrong in their tweets, it`s like... are you even educatid?
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Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don`t have to.
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