Just drove by a treehouse with a sign saying “Girls Allowed.” I`m curious to see how the treehouse community handles this paradigm shift.
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funny facebook status
A Mosquito landed on my friend`s face.... Easiest decision of my life!
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In alcohol’s defense, I`ve done some pretty dumb stuff while completely sober too.
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 4 or 5 times, just to be sure.
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*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep
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If I see an Apple store getting robbed, does that make me an iWitness?
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My new voicemail: "If you have reached this recording, please hang up and text me."
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Woman gives birth: Woman: I think I`ll name her Sara.
Doctor: I`m sorry, but that name`s already taken.. May I suggest Sara89 or Sara_13?
Doctor: I`m sorry, but that name`s already taken.. May I suggest Sara89 or Sara_13?
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12 years of school and I`m still not sure if it`s “grey” or “gray”
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Crocs are the PT Cruiser of shoes.
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