When I was kid I always wanted a tree-house. ....who am I kidding? I still want one!
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funny facebook status
Saying you`ll wake up EARLY to get something done... then when you wake up, convincing yourself it`s not important..
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that embarrassing moment when you realize that person wasn`t waving at you
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Me: I`ll do it at 7PM..... Time: 7:02PM..... Me: Oops too late gotta wait till 8 now.
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Boy: My Father`s name is LAUGHING and my Mother`s name is SMILING.
Teacher: You must be Kidding?
Boy: No, that`s my brother. I am JOKING.
Teacher: You must be Kidding?
Boy: No, that`s my brother. I am JOKING.
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You can`t make somebody love you... You can only stalk them and hope for the best.
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Me jealous of you?
Sweet Jesus, Bless your delusional heart.
Sweet Jesus, Bless your delusional heart.
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A recent survey in the US asked if people thought there were too many immigrants.
17% said: Yes.
83% said: Lo siento, no hablan Inglés.
17% said: Yes.
83% said: Lo siento, no hablan Inglés.
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If at first you don`t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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