When life throws you lemons, throw them back!
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funny facebook status
My mom told me to follow my dreams. So I took a nap.
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"Was that lightning?"
Nooo... they`re taking pictures for google earth.
Nooo... they`re taking pictures for google earth.
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Nothings more frightening than flushing the toilet and see the water rise till the top.
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Facebook status: "I`m done with this shit!"
Me: "Did you wipe?"
Me: "Did you wipe?"
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My week is basically:
- Monday
- Monday #2
- Monday #3
- Monday #4
- Friday
- Saturday
- Pre-Monday
- Monday
- Monday #2
- Monday #3
- Monday #4
- Friday
- Saturday
- Pre-Monday
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White girls will dance with anybody in the club. black girls don`t play they`ll flash their cell phone in your face to see what you look like :)
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd one`s for you!
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Your parents payed your iPhone, MacBook and bought you car? And they`re paying for your school? Please, tell me how hard your life is.
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I bet our entire universe is just in a tiny glass jar placed neatly on a shelf in an alien child`s room as a science project he got a C- on.
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