Wanna hear a construction joke?
...I`m working on it.
...I`m working on it.
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funny facebook status
The reason I`m single: Not forwarding those chain messages when I was 12.
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On a scale from Will Smith to Amanda Bynes how much have you changed in the past 10 years
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I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.
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Pain makes you stronger.
Tears make you braver.
Heartbreaks makes you wiser.
And Vodka makes you not remember any of that crap.
Tears make you braver.
Heartbreaks makes you wiser.
And Vodka makes you not remember any of that crap.
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your mom is named mom… my mom is named mom… dude don’t freak out but i think we’re related
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Airlines have now banned tweezers I think anyone who can hijack a plane with tweezer deserves the plane...
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Suffering the hot side of the pillow while the cold side charges.
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I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
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Here`s to the kids who know the difference between they`re, there and their.
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