That moment when you walk through a spider web and instantly turn into a karate master.
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funny facebook status
Roses are red...
Violets are red..
Tulips are red...
Bushes are red...
Trees are red...
Oh god my gardens on fire!
Violets are red..
Tulips are red...
Bushes are red...
Trees are red...
Oh god my gardens on fire!
-unknown
"Today is not my day" - everyday
-unknown
10pm: time for bed.
11pm: time for bed.
12am: time for bed.
1am: time for bed.
2am: time for bed.
3am: time for bed.
4am: SH*T
11pm: time for bed.
12am: time for bed.
1am: time for bed.
2am: time for bed.
3am: time for bed.
4am: SH*T
-unknown
3 things I will never understand:
1. The meaning of life.
2. The universe.
3. How Spongebob & Patrick made those sounds effects in that box.
1. The meaning of life.
2. The universe.
3. How Spongebob & Patrick made those sounds effects in that box.
-unknown
When people ask me what`s the one thing I`d bring to a deserted island, I think its pretty obvious... a f**king boat.
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shoutout to the friends that still like me
all two of you
all two of you
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keep your friends close, but the people who have a chance of becoming famous closer.
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Think of a number.
Double it.
Add eight.
Half it.
Minus the number you started with.
Close your eyes.... It`s dark, isn`t it?
Double it.
Add eight.
Half it.
Minus the number you started with.
Close your eyes.... It`s dark, isn`t it?
-unknown
Police: "Where do you live?" Me: "With my mom." Police: "Where does your mom live?" Me: "With me." #lol
-unknown