See that big yellow thing in the sky?
The world revolves around that. Not you.
The world revolves around that. Not you.
-unknown
funny facebook status
I hate it when auto-correct changes my "omg" to "OMG"
like, chill out, I`m not that surprised.
like, chill out, I`m not that surprised.
-unknown
Hello modelling agency??
yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro
yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro
-unknown
Kanye West is opening up a breakfast restaurant, it`s called, "omelette you finish".
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That`s nice honey = Mom`s version of `cool story bro.`
-unknown
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phil Ming.
Phil Ming.
-unknown
Drake the type of nigga that`ll stop at red lights on GTA.
-unknown
Someone should tell Forest Gump that on the back of the box of chocolates, it tells you exactly whats inside.
-unknown
"Look, officer, I`m not being a smartass. All I`m sayin` is if you caught me then you were speeding too.."
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So are you from Europe?
Because europiece of shít.
Because europiece of shít.
-unknown