shoutout to the friends that still like me
all two of you
all two of you
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funny facebook status
Being a person is becoming way too complicated... Time to be a unicorn.
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Eventually the entire written English language will be taken over by emoticons. Teen girls will bring us back to Egyptian hieroglyphics.
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Mom: Clean your room, family is coming over. Oh I`m sorry, I didn`t realize the gathering would be held in my bedroom.
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Wow at a wedding reception the DJ yelled: "Would all married men please stand next to the person who has made your life worth living"
The poor bartender was almost crushed to death.
The poor bartender was almost crushed to death.
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I`m so bored of being bored because being bored is really boring.
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As your best friend, its my job to embarrass you.
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2010: im ugly
2011: im ugly
2012: im ugly
2013: im ugly
2014: i will be ugly
2011: im ugly
2012: im ugly
2013: im ugly
2014: i will be ugly
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When my hair looks good: 3%: at school 7%: at home 90%: when I`m about to shower..
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Girlfriend: "Happy fathers day!"
Boyfriend: "But I`m not a dad."
Girlfriend: ":)"
Boyfriend: "But I`m not a dad."
Girlfriend: ":)"
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