Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermione from Harry Potter went alone and got attacked by a troll.
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funny facebook status
Apparently, Twilight is "so popular" because teenagers can relate to it. Oh yeah, I remember that time when I married a vampire..
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Obesity: When you buy a hula-hoop and it fits you.
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Dear Fox News, I have yet to see any news about foxes. Sincerely, Disappointed viewer.
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I don`t care how old I am. If I lose my Mom in the supermarket I will panic.
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I`m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math
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I will never understand why people with iPhones, feel the need to take pictures in the mirror. There`s 2 cameras for a reason.
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I`m that horrible friend who reads your text then puts the phone down to do something and forgets to reply until 4 hours later.
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*DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!* ..... Okay, I will go to my best friend`s house and try it.
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Asian gangs, also known as study groups.
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