Thug life? More like hug life. Come here
-unknown
funny facebook status
"i need to stop," i whispered as i clicked next episode.
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Never give up on your dreams! Keep sleeping.
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If weed was ever legalized, I can`t wait to see the commercials..
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some girls give each other the emptiest compliments I`ve ever heard "aww babe you`re just omg like I can`t" what the #F did you just say??
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I put the pro in procrastinating.
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On a scale of one to Lord of the Rings, how much did you walk today?
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"what drink would you like"
me: "тнє вℓσσ∂ σƒ му єηємιєѕ"
waiter:
me:
waiter:
me:
waiter:
me:
waiter: "is pepsi okay"
me: "тнє вℓσσ∂ σƒ му єηємιєѕ"
waiter:
me:
waiter:
me:
waiter:
me:
waiter: "is pepsi okay"
-unknown
where can I get one of those kim kardashian or paris hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist?
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You know you`re ugly when you call yourself ugly and no one disagrees with you.
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