Drake the type of dude to steal your girl and then help you get her back.
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funny facebook status
Someday future archaeologists are going to dig up Disney World and think it was some bizarre mouse-worshiping kingdom.
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“According to a new study” is the adult version of “my parents said”
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Me trying to flirt in class: "So what school do you go to"
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Never settle, always strive for more.
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my grades are telling me to be a trophy wife, but my looks are telling me to study harder
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Relationships are a lot like algebra.
Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
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person: calm down
me: I was calm but now i`m going to throw this entire desk at you
me: I was calm but now i`m going to throw this entire desk at you
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Me: *Looking at old pictures*
Me: Did I seriously look like this all the time and no one told me?
Me: Did I seriously look like this all the time and no one told me?
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Me: Can I have $5?
Mom: What happened to the $5 I gave you in 2008?
Mom: What happened to the $5 I gave you in 2008?
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