Dear naps, I`m sorry I was a jerk to you in kindergarten.
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funny facebook status
U look good in every color. Especially clear
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you`re a mile away from them and you have their shoes
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My therapist says I am socially awkward because I always misunderstand what people mean. I`m pretty sure she wants me.
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Hey Arnold is probably Stewie`s real father.
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It`s so sad America ranks 25th in the world in math. But at least we`re still in the top 10.
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Dogs: YOU`RE HOME! OMG I LOVE YOU!
Cats: Greetings human. As you have noticed, my food bowl is empty...fill it. I`ll be on the couch.
Cats: Greetings human. As you have noticed, my food bowl is empty...fill it. I`ll be on the couch.
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Sometimes you can’t explain what you see in a person. It’s just the way they take you to a place where no one else can.
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horoscope: yes he knows you like him and no he doesn`t care
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remember gotye?
now he’s just somebody that we used to know
now he’s just somebody that we used to know
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