funny facebook status

was riding a horse yesterday and fell off. I almost got killed! THANK GOODNESS the Walmart greeter saw what happened and came over and unplugged it.

is Single, and has decided due to the weather change that it’s time to have a boyfriend to keep me warm…oh no wait I found my electric blanket – Never mind!

has decided that the answer to all of life`s problems is: HUG YOUR MOM!

When you`re right, no one remembers. When you`re wrong, no one forgets.

todays status is brought to you by the letter W, T and F.

You`re just wasting 20seconds of your life reading this. Your Still reading. STILL reading. OK your life is obviously shit. Seriously,STOP reading. Time waster! lol

The BEST WAY to recognize LIKING is when you gaze at someone`s SMILE and eventually THAWING.

A baby first laughs at the age of four weeks. By that time his eyes focus well enough to see you clearly.

If you can see the light at the end of the tunnel you are looking the wrong way.

My bank lets me send a text message and it`ll text back with my balance. ..It`s a cool feature but I didn`t think the `LOL` was necessary.