Dear Santa, this year, please send
clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy`s computer.
clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy`s computer.
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funny facebook status
Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that, I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper.
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promises I`m not stalking you. By the way, you`re out of milk
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Just remember, when you’re feeling down: You were that ONE sperm that won the race.
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Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF!!
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"Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies."
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There is no hetrosexual way to eat a banana in a male prison.
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if you cant laugh at yourself, ill be happy to do it for you. :)
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They say “don’t drink and drive” but yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. It made me feel dangerous!
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Uh oh…just saw the little devil from my left shoulder drop kick the little angel off my right shoulder a minute ago…this can’t be good.
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