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You can`t be old & wise, if you were never young & crazy... ;)

FOX NEWS: Energizer Bunny Arrested, Charged With Battery!

Is On The Toilet (>_<) (o_o) (0_0) ~ (^_^) Ahhhhhhhh That`s Better

So Today I Dialed A Wrong Number... The Other Person Said, "Hello?" & I Said, "Hello, Could I Speak To Joey?"... They Said, "Uh... I Don`t Think So... He`s Only 2 Months Old." So I Said, "I`ll Wait."

the statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they`re okay, then it`s you.

has temporarily lost himself, so I`m going to go looking for me. If I get back before I do, tell me to wait - then call and tell me I`m back.

roses are red,violets are blue,i have five fingers,and the middle ones for u!!

wonders if this police officer will mind holding my beer so I can finish this text messa...

”the greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” – George Washington

pop pop POPSICLE!! ice ice ICECICLE!! test test..... oh wait :P