When asked “What would you bring with you to a deserted island”, how come no one ever replies, “A boat.”?
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funny facebook status
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.
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I speak two languages, Body and English.
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If the world were full of midgets, life would be very short. :)
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I wish my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply! (^^,)
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"I LOVE getting up this early!" - Nobody
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In America, we will eventually have a President that used to play Pokemon as a child. Scary.
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I woke up this morning and my car was cut in half. well played chuck norris well played >:D
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Wonders if Barbie is so popular why you have to buy her friends?
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everybody sounds asian when they sneeze .
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