Einstein: Genius mind. Galileo: Great mind. Newton: Extraordinary mind. Bill Gates: Brilliant mind. Me: NEVERMIND.
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funny facebook status
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it`s still on the list. :)
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Adam to Eve: I`ll wear the plants in this family!
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Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
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Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won`t bother you for weeks.
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Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Is that you mommy?"
A. "Is that you mommy?"
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Boring Texters: The texters that constantly say `Sup` `Nothing much` `I`m bored` `Oh` `Yeah` `Yep` `Lol` `haha` or anything like that.
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Stalking Texters: The texters that constantly text you over and over again and you don`t reply but they still end up texting you again.
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Gossip Texters: The texters that always seem to send `Guess what I heard about. . .` when they`re texting.
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Slow Texter: The texter that texts back so slow that you have to go back to your Outbox to remember what you sent them.LIKE if you have a friend like that.
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