5 more minutes of sleep really DOES matter!
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funny facebook status
"Did you do this?" "No" "Then why are you smiling ?" "Cause whoever did is a genious, thats halirous !"
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Don`t worry, ``There`s plenty of other fish in the sea.`` That`s great news, for my goldfish. But wtf am I supposed to do?
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9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. ツ
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That awkward moment when someone knocks on the bathroom door.!
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A blonde just texted me and asked "What does idk stand for? " i said " i dont know" she said "omg! nobody does!!"
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Staring at a text for fifteen minutes trying to figure out how to respond.
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The awkwardness when you still cant understand someone after they`ve repeated themselves about 4 times.
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A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
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Things people say when a movie finishes in the theaters. 5% I can`t wait for the sequel. 5% that was great acting. 90% I gotta pee.
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