"Hey mom, can I ...?"... "No"... "But mom please .."..."No"... "Hey dad..."
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funny facebook status
I can`t clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find..
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Home is where you can say anything you like `cause nobody listens to you anyway ;)
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I asked my mom for money and she said "Does it look like I am made of money?" I said "Well thats what M.O.M stands for"
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*NEW TXT MSG*:hey.whats up? REPLY: nothing what u doing?....2 hrs later *NEW MSG*: oh sorry i was busy. "THEN WHY DID U TEXT ME?!?!"
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If I actually did "live like there`s no tomorrow". I`d be in jail.
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Looking cute in the mirror but when you take a picture, you think "What the F!"
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I`m officially pirate!;) Arr...
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Age is just a number. Yeah? Jail is just a room
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" 1..2..3.. SMILE! "...... "did you take it yet?" "crap its on video!"
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