Just remember... if the world didn`t suck, we`d all fall off.
-unknown
funny facebook status
Girl: Mummy? Mum: Yes Dear.. Girl: Is santa Chinese? Mum: emm...no dear...why? Girl: because my doll says made in china!
-unknown
No no no cancel cancel no NO!! sent. SHIT!
-unknown
People are funny.They spend money they haven`t earned,to buy things they don`t need,to impress people they don`t like...
-Cristina
Nobody can go back and start a new beginning..but anyone can start today and make a new ending..
-Cristina
I hate it when I realize i was suppose to "Shake well" my drink before consuming it. And once it`s done, it`s done! I missed out on the whole experience.
-Maria
That awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realize no one`s listening, so u slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything! :)
-unknown
Sweetie, if your gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty!
-unknown
8 years old: "Go to bed" "no" "why not?" "im not sleepy..5 more mins?"
couple years later: "get up" "no" "why?" "I`m tired.5 more mins!"
couple years later: "get up" "no" "why?" "I`m tired.5 more mins!"
-unknown
huM rhE ya nA rhe
kAL .kal yAAd aayenge YE
pAl. Ye hai
pyar k pal. Chal merE sanG
ChAl ,chAL soCHe kYa cHhoti si
hai ye jiNdGi.
kAL .kal yAAd aayenge YE
pAl. Ye hai
pyar k pal. Chal merE sanG
ChAl ,chAL soCHe kYa cHhoti si
hai ye jiNdGi.
-Vishal