we all have that bestfriend who we greet with an insult.:)
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funny facebook status
Everything`s funnier when you`re not allowed to laugh.
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Passing gum in school like its a drug deal.
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Stupid people are awesome, they make life interesting.. :)
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Watching A Horror Movie.. *** 2 hours later... ``Dude, Walk Me To The Bathroom..`
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"Yes mum, I`ve cleaned my room" "No mum, you can`t have a look".
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Meowing back at a cat when it meows at you.
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One spelling mistake can destroy your life. A Husband sent this to his wife: I`m having a wonderful time wish you were her.
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A chicken crossed the road and met James Bond, `What`s your name?` asked the chicken, `Bond, James Bond. Whats yours?`, `Ken, Chick Ken.`
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I wanted to send you something sexy but the mailman told me to get out of the postbox.
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