The worst thing about sunday is knowing tomorrow is monday :(
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funny facebook status
When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now I pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor!
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"Hey can i have a sip?" "Sure." * GLUG GLUG GLUG.* "Dude, what the hell?"
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Whenever i can`t find something,it just magically appears when my mom looks!
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When life gives u lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate!
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I didn`t fall... I attacked the floor.
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"You just..." "No, I didn`t." But, you..." "Nope." "But I saw..." "You saw nothing."
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Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together.
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Texting a person in the same room as me, then staring at them until they get it .
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If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, i`d never be bored again. (:
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