I am a ninja.. No you`re not.. Did you just see me do that? Do what? ... Exactly.
-unknown
funny facebook status
Wishing your dog could talk.. Then thinking about the things you did in front of him.
-unknown
Money cant buy happiness . . . but somehow, its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.
-unknown
Don`t bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up... I will lick you.
-unknown
You hate drama? Cool. Stop starting it.
-unknown
Pretending to die in front of your pet, just to see how they would react.
-unknown
Why do we need algebra? Finding X is only useful if you`re a pirate.
-unknown
I am thinking ...I AM STILL THINKING why the hell Im thinking anyways its not my cup of tea
-Sonal
My alarm clock is jealous of the relationship I have with my bed :)
-unknown
It is really hard to wait for the right person in life. Especially when The wrong ones are damn attractive!
-unknown