vodka isn`t the answer... but it makes you forget the question.
-unknown
funny facebook status
`HOT SURFACE, DON`T TOUCH` Hmm, I wonder how hot it is.. Ahhh!!
-unknown
All my life, I`ve been saying duck tape, not duct tape.
-unknown
Panicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupid.
-unknown
LIKE IF: when you`re having a drink, and the ice cubes suddenly attacks your face
-unknown
Yelling "run forest, run!" when you see someone running.
-unknown
There`s always that one person that catches you doing something weird.
-unknown
I Am not lazy, I`m just highly motivated not to do anything.
-Penias
I`m not single, I`m just romantically challenged.
-Penias
Truth or Dare? Dare.. No I`m not doing that.
-unknown