That awkward moment when you yell `Hello` to your friend and someone else with the same name says it back...
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funny facebook status
I make dirt look good.
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If Life is a race.. please I don`t wanna run.. I have asthma
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who ever says "words can`t hurt you" has never been hit in the face with a dictionary :)
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Textaphrena- thinking you`ve heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message!
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If your going to lie, lie to Rihanna, because she loves it, and i don`t!
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Breaking out into song from what someone said in normal conversation.
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Admit it. ........ At some point in time you`ve tried to see if you had superpowers.
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being paranoid because the spider you saw five seconds ago isn`t there anymore.
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Money can`t buy happiness? Who ever said that did not know where to shop.
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