I always feel like I just passed my "Best If Used By" date.
-unknown
funny facebook status
Dear yellow traffic light, Challenge accepted. Sincerely, a driver ready to get home.
-unknown
I can`t sleep... I feel chuck norris`s presence in the darkness of my room..... O.o
-unknown
you`d be in great shape if you ran as much as your mouth.
-unknown
3 ways to die early. smoking = 5 years early. alcohol = 10 years early. loving someone who doesn`t love you = you die daily
-SharMa
``Are you free tomorrow?`` No, i’m expensive.
-unknown
the awkward moment when you realize the last stair.. you thought was there.. isn`t.
-unknown
If you think something small can`t make a difference, try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room!
-unknown
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!” “Dude, we have to do this!"
-unknown
When your waiting for one persons text and the whole world decides to text you!
-unknown