Dont make me use my CAPS LOCK!
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funny facebook status
No I didn’t trip… The floor looked like it needed a hug. :)
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that akward moment when you think someone is waving at you in the hall, so you wave back, then they are actually waving at the person behind you, so you pretend you waving at someone else or just walk away feeling like an idiot!
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When you accidently sit on your remote, and the subtitles come on! so u spend the next hour trying to figure out how to get it off, but when you give up and your just messing around you suddenly find the button to turn it off!
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I don`t want to impress you, but… I ride without training wheels ;)
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DUDE! SHE CALLED YOU "AKWARD!", "OH HELL NO, HOLD MY TURTLE!"
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the awkward moment when you buy something and its not made in China
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"Dude, she just called you a facebook addict!" "Oh hell no! Quick, change my status to `Bout to show this girl who`s boss!!"
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The awkward moment when you think your phone made a noise, so you pick it up, but then you realize it wasn`t your phone so you pretend to be looking something up...
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Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don`t know when.
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