funny facebook status

"Please?" "No." "Please?" "No." "Please?" "Sure." "Really?`` ``No.```
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me + bestfriend = trouble
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Hey Cupid, can you shoot both of us next time? Thanks.
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That Awkward Moment When your staring into space and you find yourself staring at someones face.
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Some say the glass is half empty,some say the glass is half full.. I say "are you going to drink that?"
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69% of people who read this think of something sexual. :)
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Making the first point on my TO-DO list "Make TO-DO list"
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Drunk people trying to convince you they are sober.
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Yeah, you look alright...from a distance...at night...behind a wall :)
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Tell me what you think, cause I`m no mind reader!!
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