that awkward moment when theres a sex scene in a movie your watching with your parents :`) .
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funny facebook status
I used to love whales... until I got a Twitter.
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"Dude, she just called you useless!" "Oh hell no.. Hold my Bachelor of Arts Degree!"
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we all have a friend with a dirty mind ;)
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I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept :)
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your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend
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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7, 8, 9! :)
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I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
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the awkward moment when you forget how to fly.....
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Feeling your phone vibrate in your pocket , while it`s in the other room .
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