Sending texts to your friend next to you things you can`t say out loud.
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funny facebook status
Dinosaurs aren`t extinct! They`re just really good at playing hide and seek.
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The awkward moment when you go to tell someone something, and then they tell you that someone else has already told them.
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If duct tape can`t fix it... You`re not using enough. :P
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I had a life, then me and the Internet became friends...
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"Can I ask you a question?" .....you just did!
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That akward moment when your granparents sing Lady GaGa .
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I need an ex-boyfriend so I have something to do on Facebook at 3 in the morning.
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soon enough karma will hit someone... grab the popcorn and enjoy the show :)
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Unlucky is my middle name.
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