"But I love you," is better than "I love you but"
-unknown
funny facebook status
"It`s a long story" *Explains* It sounded longer in my head...
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Bad decisions make good stories. No wonder people find me so entertaining!
-unknown
Of course I talk to myself. I need intelligent conversation every now and again.
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Turning the music down in your car when looking for a street sign, so you can see it better.
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I`m not short, gravity just really likes me.
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My first facebook status in 2013 will be `is anyone alive?`
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Dropping your phone on your face while texting in bed..
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if you can give me the ingredients to make my day....email me the steps.
-Steven
Awesome ends with "Me" and Ugly starts with "U"
-unknown