As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two..
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funny facebook status
I bet you I could stop gambling
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I don`t break the rules. I merely test their elasticity
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I don`t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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I have no desire for money. It`s stuff that I want.
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I have pruned my friends list. If you`re still here, you must be very interesting, or we talk a bit
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If your not supposed to get in a car with a stranger then why do people get in taxis?
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I love how people have noting better to do besides annoying me.
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Sometimes you`re the windshield; sometimes you`re the bug.
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That moment when you think of something scary before you sleep.
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